Menu

Act I

the appetizers

From the Hip Shareable appetizer from the Chef ~ 9.99 five or more ~ 12.99

Rio Grande Shareable improvised Nachos the way the Chef would eat them ~ 9.99

 

Boneless Wings Half pound in sweet & spicy BBQ sauce ~ 8.99

Wings Hot, mild, BBQ, honey mustard, duck sauce, or chef’s choice six ~ 6.99 twelve ~ 10.99 ~ 6.99

Dip & Chips Homemade spinach & artichoke dip with tortilla chips or garlic toast ~ 8.99

Damn You Should Try This gluten free chicken tenders tossed with rich sweet & spicy sauce, spinach, cheddar, and corn tortillas ~ 9.99

Pesto Taquitos Tightly rolled basil, garlic, cheddar wraps, & marinara ~ 7.99

Seafood Ragoons Crab stuffed ~ 7.99

Garlic Cheese Bread & Marinara ~ 6.99


Sour Cream & Onion Fries Fresh cut fries tossed in sour cream & onion powder ~ 5.99

BRB Fries Fresh cut fries tossed in buffalo ranch sauce & extra napkins ~ 5.99

Special Fries Fresh cut fries topped with cheddar bacon ranch sauce ~ 7.99


the soups

French Onion Baked with Swiss cheese Cup~ 4.59

Soup de Jour Cup ~ 3.59 Bowl ~ 4.99


Act II

the salads

Mean Joe Greens Improvised salad & dressing from the Chef ~ 15.99


Monologue Tomato, carrots, peppers, & grilled chicken ~ 8.99

Buffalo Hot spicy chicken & greens ~ 9.99

Et tu Brute Classic Ceasar with Chicken ~ 9.99

Texarkana Blackened chicken, caramelized onion, cheddar, & tortilla strips with Honey-BBQ-Ranch dressing ~ 12.99

Goodman Tenderloin & bacon with chipotle-bleu cheese dressing ~ 16.99

Mexican Radio Chicken Taco salad in a fresh shell with sour cream ~ 12.99

Delphia Angus steak, peppers, mushrooms, flash fried onions, cheddar ~ 11.99V

Asian Grilled chicken, shrimp, won-tons, sesame seeds, & curried hazelnut dressing ~ 15.99

Nukes & Cukes, The Salad Blackened chicken, cajun toast points, & cucumber salsa ~ 14.99


Please enjoy all dressings made in house:

Ranch, Russian, Bleu cheese, Vinaigrette, Honey Mustard, Italian,

or add Asian, Chipotle Bleu Cheese, Honey-BBQ-Ranch, or Ceasar for $1extra



Coffee, Decaf, Hot Teas, Iced Teas, Pepsi, Diet, Mt. Dew, Birch Beer, Sierra Mist,

Dr. Pepper, Pink Lemonade, Fruit Shoot, Milk, or Assorted Bottled Teas


or B.Y.O.B.


(“the Man” says consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food Bourne illness.)


Act III

the burgers

Stewie Griffin Burger from the Chef (the only sure thing is a burger) ~ 16.99

Covered Wagon Homemade Cajun burger with smoked cheddar cheese, our house BBQ, & LTO on a toasted sesame Portuguese roll ~ 13.99 w/ Bacon ~ 14.99

Bacon Cheese Burger Homemade burger, bacon, American cheese, & LTO ~ 11.99

Moody Bleu Burger Two ¼ lb. burgers layered with smoked bleu cheese & bacon. Topped with flash-fried zucchini straws on a fresh dough bun~ 14.99

Trojan Horse Homemade burger with a pile of bacon, mushrooms, cheddar, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, relish, LTO & pickles ~ 14.99

Dustin Hoffman Burger Broiled Portabella stuffed with spinach artichoke dip on top a ¼ lb. burger, LTO, & Kaiser Bun ~ 14.99

Neil Patrick Harris Burger A ¼ lb. burger tradition from an old family recipe kneaded with herbs & spices grilled with onions then topped with American cheese on a grilled brioche bun ~ 7.99

Farley Burger (Are you ready?) Homemade burger fully dressed weighs 1¾ lbs. Swiss, ham, salami, bacon, American cheese, flash fried onions, tomato, red onion, leaf lettuce, & dueling sauces on a grilled Kaiser bun ~ 15.99

I Love Lucy Burger Two ¼ lb. burgers with bacon wrapped pineapple ring, mozzarella, potato frites, & pineapple coleslaw on a seasoned Kaiser bun ~ 14.99

Salmon Burger A ridiculously good seasoned fresh salmon burger with mozzarella cheese & LTO on a grilled brioche bun ~ 15.99


Act IV

the wraps and sandwiches


Ferris Bueller Newest brain child from the Chef ~ 16.99


Sweet Georgia Brown Blackened chicken on buttered brown-bread ~ 8.99

Boneless BBQ BLT Brioche Fried chicken strips tossed in our house barbeque sauce topped with ranch, American cheese, bacon,

lettuce, & tomato on grilled brioche bun ~ 12.99

Bastard Parmesan Grilled chicken, marinara, & mozzarella on a hoagie roll ~ 8.99

Interstate 90 Buffalo chicken wing dip & smoked bleu cheese on Saloio toast ~ 10.99

Messy Joe Pesci Sliced meatballs, pepperoni baked with mozzarella & ricotta on a toasted Portuguese roll with a side of marinara ~ 14.99

North Side Philly Overdressed & Steppin’ Out Steak, bacon, onions, peppers, mushrooms, smoked cheddar cheese, vinaigrette, & topped with ranch ~ 13.99

‘76ER Angus Philly steak onions, peppers, mushrooms, & American cheese hoagie ~ 11.99

Schuylkill Chicken “Philly Steak” onions, green peppers, mushrooms, & American ~ 9.99

PittsPhilly steak, onions, peppers, mushrooms, & American cheese topped with chipotle coleslaw ~ 12.99


El Taco Rojo Angus Philly taco seasoned with rojo dressing smoked cheddar cheese, leaf lettuce, diced tomato, & flash fried banana & roasted red peppers in a wrap ~ 14.99

Chicken Bacon Ranch Wrap Swiss cheese, leaf lettuce, tomato, & red onion ~ 10.99

French Quarter Wrap bourbon baked steak, chicken, bacon, & smoked cheddar ~ 14.99


Act  V

the pastas

Seize the Pasta


Chef’s attempt to blow your mind with your choice of ingredients ~ 20.99

Seafood Alfredo Shrimp & scallops tossed in fettuccini Alfredo ~ 23.99

Alabama Cajun chicken, crab meat, roasted corn, & spinach in a brown butter sauce ~ 24.99

Shrimp Boat Wreck Cajun shrimp, scallops, crab, & garlic herb sauce with fettuccini ~ 28.99

Seafood Manicotti Shrimp, scallops, spinach, mozzarella, ricotta, & Alfredo ~ 23.99

Meatball Manicotti Spinach, mozzarella, ricotta, & marinara ~ 18.99

Aunt Ruthie’s Secret Amazing meatballs & chunky marinara over angel hair ~ 14.99

DeVitollini Cheese tortellini baked with charred pepperoni, garlic, spinach, & Alfredo ~ 18.99

Tenderloin Stroganoff Tips, onions, peppers, mushrooms, & sour cream ~ 19.99

Bacon Mac & Cheese 4 cheese bacon Mac & cheese & onion straws ~ 12.99

Jane Goodall vegetarian pasta dish with angel hair ~ 15.99 v

Chicken Alfredo Alfredo fettuccini & chicken ~ 16.99

Chicken Parmesan Over angel hair with our house marinara ~ 16.99

Border Cantina Cajun chicken tossed with southwestern Alfredo & angel hair ~ 18.99

Rochester Chicken tenders tossed in hot sauce over bleu cheese Alfredo angel hair ~ 19.99

Blackened Chicken & Dumplin’s A great spicy twist on comfort food ~ 16.99


Act  VI

the entrees


Dare to Dine

Place your entrée in the Chef’s hands

Chicken & seafood ~ 21.99, Chicken & steak ~ 27.99, or Steak & seafood ~ 29.99


N’Orleans Cajun chicken, shrimp, bacon, & bourbon cream sauce ~ 23.99

Romeo & Juliet Pan seared chicken & sausage in garlic cream sauce ~ 16.99

Marsala & Truffle Pan seared chicken & mushrooms in a truffle Marsala cream ~ 19.99

Seared Cordon Bleu Pan seared chicken, ham, & Swiss finished with Dijon cream ~ 15.99

Ron Burgundy Sautéed tenderloin tips, onions, & peppers ~ 20.99

Country Fried Steak & Chicken Made to order with pounded tenderloin & chicken breast

finished with fresh homemade white gravy ~ 19.99

Classic Stallone “Over-the-top” 16oz. T-bone grilled to perfection then

topped with coconut shrimp & duck sauce ~ 30.99


8oz. Filet Mignon Grilled to perfection ~ 26.99

with sautéed onions & mushrooms ~ 28.99


Steel City Surf & Turf Bacon wrapped tenderloin & shrimp topped with smoked cheddar, pepper, & onions ~ 27.99


Scallop Stack Scallops in a bacon cream sauce

topped with grilled zucchini & a parmesan crisp ~ 24.99


Cajun Bleu Blackened Atlantic salmon encrusted with molten smoked bleu cheese ~ 22.99

Act  VII

the pizzas

Old School Our house recipe red pizza sauce

12 inch ~ 9.99

16 inch ~ 10.99

White Garlic butter & blend of cheeses

12 inch ~ 9.99

16 inch ~ 10.99

Except the Kitchen Sink Our supreme works

12 inch ~ 16.99

16 inch ~ 18.99

Herbivore white with all the veggies

12 inch ~ 12.99

16 inch ~ 15.99

Cheesivore mozzarella, Swiss, Ricotta, & cheddar you choose red or white

12 inch ~ 12.99

16 inch ~ 15.99

Carnivore Ham, bacon, steak, sausage, & pepperoni

12 inch ~ 17.99

16 inch ~ 19.99

1.50 Extra cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms,

sausage, onions, peppers, bacon,

garlic, & tomatoes

“Uncle Buck”

27½ inch ~ 20.99

Specialty 27½ inch ~ 34.99

(Toppings $6)

(Limited availability in house)

 

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